A trip inside my head!

So ever since I have been a little kid I have had trouble reading signs propler. I glance, I think they say one thing, and low and behold they say another...This has led to some very embarassing times growing up. There are 2 very specific ones I remember. The first one being a sign on a golf course that I SWORE read, "No snowballs on golf course." NOW i'm sure you are all smart enough to know that that sign REALLY read,"No SNOWMOBILES on golf course." That one happened when I was about 7ish. So the other major one happend when I was VERY little like 5 or younger and we always drove past this sign going up north or home. Below is a picutre of that very sign...

I know its a little distance away but in case you missed it it says, "Imaly City ALMONT (and it used to say 1mile) now... Judging from what this sign says I'm sure you can figure out that I always read it as, "Imaly City ALMOST 1 mile"...below you will see the new sign that is posted...I like to think they posted it this way for me and me alone!!! :)

My Thought Process!

I have the 3 cutest, bestest, most lovable, wouldn't trade them for anything nephews in the WHOLE world! (rylan and brandt are pretty great too)
I'm VERY excited for Jenny's baby (even though its another boy)
I love living in Greenville (even with ALL the alone time)
Life is a pretty harsh reality (expecially at 31)
Uggghhh I'm gonna be 31 in a few weeks (and still single)
Why am I still single at 31 (and don't even think about saying "If God wants it to happen it will" I KNOW OK)
Why do the guys seem to pick the other girl over me (seriously I would like to know so I can work on whats wrong with me)
Studying for boards makes me feel stupid (seriously why do I need to know that the transducer has crystals inside of it)
I'm ready to be done loosing weight (even though I have at minimum of 60 more lbs to go)
Even though I haven't worked on cars in a while I have still managed to change my flat tire WITHOUT breaking a nail thank you very much (and I proved my dad wrong FINALLY)
Eclispe was AWSOME (although I still think the next one will be my fav)
I have health insurance (even though its costing me a slight fortune)
I love that my car is paid off (even though its falling apart)
I am very thankful for my family (even though I want to kill them every time I go home)
I took 3 guys out on one date (and still went home alone)
OK FINE they were all married, dating someone, or my brother!
NEVER EVER go against your gut (no matter how hard someone pushes, its your gut for a reason)
If your stupid enough to go against your gut be prepared for one Hell of a ride (yes this is from experience)
I feel as though I need a Harley (I'm working on my bike license presently)
Do I want a harley or do I want a Mustang(which one would make me look hotter)
Did I mention I have the 3 cutest nephews EVER!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously this is my thought process all in about 10mins. Uggghhhh my head SUCKS!!!!!! :):)